{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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The 2014 Stony Brook Seawolves football team represented Stony Brook University in the 2014 NCAA Division I FCS football season. The Seawolves competed as second year members of the Colonial Athletic Association with Chuck Priore as the head coach for his ninth season. They played their home games at Kenneth P. LaValle Stadium in Stony Brook, New York. They finished the season 5–7, 4–4 in CAA play to finish in a four-way tie for fifth place.
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