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{"type":"general","setup":"Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...","punchline":"He loves his pot.","id":45}

{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}

{"type":"general","setup":"What’s brown and sounds like a bell?","punchline":"Dung!","id":275}

{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}

{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}

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{"type":"general","setup":"How many apples grow on a tree?","punchline":"All of them!","id":137}

{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

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